I'm not exactly sure when it became a very bad thing to have a booty in America but I do know the exact moment when I got really fed up with the media and its constant hate on full figured girls....its was when they said Kim Kardashian was fat....
Now let me break this shit down so it can and forever be broken. Having a booty or an ass or dump, or flapjacks, or cakes, or cheeks, or being a winner of the horse award simply means that you have some poke in them jeans, shorts, leggings, dress or whatever you girls like wearing. It can be something thats slightly noticeable or something that makes you say in a whisper kind of voice "Daaaammn" well When I see a big one I usually make gasping sound hahaha. What up Dart?!
Now, what I really dont get is this countries problem with girls having a nice bottom. As soon as a chick, hold on, let me start that over.....as soon as they have a really popular girl of color in the headlines, they wanna hate on her(they didnt do that shit to scarlett, or lindsey when she had ass). She's fat, she has an ass, thats nasty. HOW IS THAT NASTY? better question: HOW THE FUCK IS SHE FAT???? Do they know that they don't even make sense? Kim isnt THAT thick. I've seen chicks at school or in the hood or in the suburbs with way more ass than her. So what would the media call them? OBESE? Come on man, we know what fat really is. Fat is how Roseanne looked. Fat is how Riki Lake got after a couple of seasons. Fat is A mafucka not being able to sit in a seat. Fat is unhealthy. Having a fat ass isnt. haha.
Back back in the day when Ms. Monroe was alive, full figured girls were the shit. They were praised. That was normal for a girl to have a booty, even white girls(well its pretty much normal now but still fascinating)Now we praise women who have the bodies of ten year-olds. Kate Moss is disgusting looking. Nicole Ritchie used to look good until you saw her ribs on the cover of mags. I'm not hating on skinny girls. I like to tease my skinny friends but its all love(Nana, Charmaine, ect) but see, they do not look like Concentration Camp Survivors. They dont look like Gandhi after a food strike. Slim is good, but when you're too slim, thats gross. I'm sorry it is. You may be able to hoola whoop through a cheerio yo. haha.
Seriously, having an ass is not bad AT ALL. AT ALL. AT ALL. It is when you're a guy tho. haha. Like if you have a bigger but than your girl? Naaaaahhh maaaan haha. I mean what part of the game is it when a 30 something year old tells a 14 year old she wants to be her size?(my neighbor and my sister) The 30 something year old ways at leat 130 already. Stupid.
America needs to stop trippin on the booty and embrace it.....that aint really sound right but ya'll get me.
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4 comments:
thanks for pretty much tell me and charmaine we look like ten year olds hahaha.
i still cant get wit the big booty neva have.. haha. some shape is good tho ..
...I felt off my chair reading this...
Kate Moss and Nicole Richi is still my shit thoe, but same thing with the Media, they DO attack skinny girls, also.
*GASP*
HAHAH.
THAT'S HELLA FUNNY.
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